"Bless you sir," said the very queer small boy - (Charles Dickens Quote)
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You're going to have old and new-monia dressed like that - (Comedy Deep South Sayings)
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I'm so poor I can't afford to pay attention - (Comedy Deep South Sayings)
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He doesn't know whether to check his arse or scratch his watch - (Comedy Deep South Sayings)
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So ugly she'd make a freight train take a dirt road - (Comedy Deep South Sayings)
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It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch - (Comedy Deep South Sayings)
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If that boy had an idea it would die of loneliness - (Comedy Deep South Sayings)
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He's so cheap he wouldn't give a nickel to see Jesus riding a bicycle - (Comedy Deep South Sayings)
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Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty - (Charles Dickens Quote)
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You're lower than a snake's belly in a wagon rut - (Comedy Deep South Sayings)
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I'm as busy as a one legged cat in a sandbox - (Comedy Deep South Sayings)
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She's busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor - (Comedy Deep South Sayings)
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Those pants were so tight I could see her religion - (Comedy Deep South Sayings)
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He's about as useful as a steering wheel on a mule - (Comedy Deep South Sayings)
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Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's rainin' - (Comedy Deep South Sayings)
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It's drier than a popcorn fart round these parts - (Comedy Deep South Sayings)
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She's so stuck up she'd drown in a rainstorm - (Comedy Deep South Sayings)
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Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen nineteen and six - (Charles Dickens Quote)
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